WELL Song 
I Just Want to Teach English To You
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(Sung to the tune of Etta James’ “I Just Want to Make Love to You”)

I don’t want you to be no slave
I don’t want you to work all day
But I want you to be true
And I just wanna teach English to you
English to you, ooh, grammar too

All I want to do is teach you verbs
I don’t want you to be lost for words
There is nothing for you to do
But keep me teaching English to you
English to you, ooh, grammar too

And I can tell by the way you walk that walk
And I can tell by the way you katakana talk 
And I know by the way that you hang your head
That you really want to be home and back in bed

All you have to do is open your book
Just to make sure you give it a look 
I don’t want you sad and blue
I just wanna teach English to you

And I can tell by the way you walk that walk
And I can tell by the way you katakana talk 
And I know by the way that you hang your head
That you really want to be home and back in bed

All I wanna do, all I wanna do is bring you back from the dead
Just to make sure you’re well read
I don’t want you sad and blue
I just wanna teach English to you, yeah, English to you